From the bottom of my pure beef heart… –Superdawg slogan
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. –Groucho Marx
That’s the miracle of babies. Their ability to lay bare the tender, beating hearts of raging assholes. –Heather Armstrong
Life is a zoo in a jungle. –Peter de Vries
But there is no joy in Mudville…–”Casey at the Bat” by Ernest Lawrence Thayer
Bye Bye Blackbird–”Bye Bye Blackbird” by Mort Dixon
I Learned only two things in kindergarten: First, if someone has something you want you can take it from them by force. And second, Elmer’s glue makes a great between-meals snack–Gary Barkin
No man needs a vacation so much as the man who just had one–Elbert Hubbard
If some people didn’t tell you, you’d never know they’d been away on a vacation.–Kin Hubbard
We’re all gonna have so much fun we’ll need plastic surgeory to remove our smiles.–Clark Griswold (edited version)
No Vacation Goes Unpunished–Karl Hakkarainen
Soccer is all very well as a game for rough girls, but is hardly suitable for delicate boys.–Oscar Wilde
